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You, uh, You Gonna Use That?

The first step is figuring out what we’re supposed to do with his roster spot. The FC will have an open Young Designated Player spot, as well as a chunk of change. How to use those resources will have a great impact on the rest of the FC’s season.

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Die Pridengard Chapter Four: God Emperor of Houston

“It was hot and hazy, like a New England IPA served in the preferred style of the future. Jackie looked back at the sand-covered charter plane, mostly intact except for the important parts, and checked on her team…”

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The 2023 Season Preview: Written by an AI

The Post is famous for procrastinating on writing articles. So to combat that, we reached out to an AI to write a season preview for us so we don’t have to. No edits.

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MLS’s New Playoff Format Won’t Be As Good As This

In short, MLS has no idea what they’re doing. And I do mean literally they don’t know what they’re doing, we’re less than a week out from the start of the 2023 season and not a single coach, player, or owner knows what the playoff will look like this year.

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Our Socials Suck, Álvaro Doesn’t

I came out of retirement from the one article I’ve ever written to give the people what they need: The top ten most adorable pictures of Álvaro Barreal

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The FC Cincinnati Playlist

I went with the tried and true honest attempt to capture the city, the club, and our collective history in a playlist. I’m publishing this on Apple Music, and Spotify for the heathens. Here’s what I put on it and why I put it.

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Brenner rumored to be a target of EPL side Nottingham Forest

FC Cincinnati’s star striker, no not Brandon Vazquez, the other one, Brenner is in the rumor mill again. This time MLS’s Tom Bogert tweeted that English Premier League side Nottingham Forest made a formal offer for the Brazilian striker.

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Who Dey Gonna Lighten Up?

It’s a pretty good time to be a fan of the local NFL team.

So you can’t blame people in Cincinnati for being a bit enthusiastic.

Well, actually, if you’re WVXU columnist John Kiesewetter, you can.

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4-4-2 > 3-5-2

Last year the assumption going into the season was Albright and Noonan were going to remake Cincy in Philly’s image: a 4-4-2 diamond filled with talented teenagers + the expensive signings Philadelphia’s owners couldn’t provide.

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FC at the Movies

To help folks get familiar with the players on the roster by identifying the best movie to come out in each year that a current FC player was born. (Work with me here.)

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Better Know a Signing: Isaiah Foster

As presciently, and exclusively, predicted this week by The Post, the FC announced Thursday the acquisition of Isaiah Foster, a 19-year-old left back who most recently played for the Colorado Springs Switchbacks

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The Post is now on Discord!

The Post is now on Discord! Anyone can join now to talk about FC Cincinnati, the latest player rumors, and anything else even tangentially related to The Post!

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Predicting the 2023 Season, Match by Match

Kevin, The Chief, and Jonah broke down, match by match, how the entire 2023 season was going to go for FC Cincinnati. And let’s just say everyone was feeling confident.

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Catching Up With The FC

If you’re anything like Knifey Lion Radio’s Jonah – who learned on the latest PostCast that, to his surprise, Geoff Cameron is currently out of contract – you’ve probably been too busy motorboating the twin distractions of the World Cup and the Bengals’ playoff push to lift your head up and look at the MLS transfer tracker.

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