RECAP: New York City FC vs FC Cincinnati
FC Cincinnati defeated NYCFC 3-1 in a yellow card filled affair in Yankee Stadium on Wednesday. With the win, FCC now have the most points (36) through the first 15 games of an MLS season ever in the history of the league, excluding the shootout era.
It’s Official: The New York Red Bulls are a Rival
As FC Cincinnati continues to establish itself in the MLS, the rivalry with the New York Red Bulls serves as a measuring stick for their growth and progress. These encounters continue to create unforgettable moments that should forever be etched in the minds of fans
How Accommodating are MLS Bathrooms?
Back in March, I emailed every MLS team to ask if they provided free period products in their restrooms. I also looked on their websites to see if anyone listed this (no one does), but I learned a lot about what other restroom accommodations teams offer.
Where’s Your Lucho Now?
One of the main questions people have been asking is also one that has persisted over the course of the last three seasons – why doesn’t the FC have a backup for Lucho Acosta?
You, uh, You Gonna Use That?
The first step is figuring out what we’re supposed to do with his roster spot. The FC will have an open Young Designated Player spot, as well as a chunk of change. How to use those resources will have a great impact on the rest of the FC’s season.
Cincinnati Soccer and International Women’s Day
March 8th is International Women’s Day. It’s a day to celebrate the economic, social, athletic, and political achievements of women … And Cincinnati has ample achievement in women’s soccer.
Die Pridengard Chapter Four: God Emperor of Houston
“It was hot and hazy, like a New England IPA served in the preferred style of the future. Jackie looked back at the sand-covered charter plane, mostly intact except for the important parts, and checked on her team…”
Matchday 1 Preview: FC Cincinnati vs Houston Dynamo
On paper, this should be a slaughter.
So here are the three questions I am looking to have answered in this game
The 2023 Season Preview: Written by an AI
The Post is famous for procrastinating on writing articles. So to combat that, we reached out to an AI to write a season preview for us so we don’t have to. No edits.
MLS’s New Playoff Format Won’t Be As Good As This
In short, MLS has no idea what they’re doing. And I do mean literally they don’t know what they’re doing, we’re less than a week out from the start of the 2023 season and not a single coach, player, or owner knows what the playoff will look like this year.
Our Socials Suck, Álvaro Doesn’t
I came out of retirement from the one article I’ve ever written to give the people what they need: The top ten most adorable pictures of Álvaro Barreal
The FC Cincinnati Playlist
I went with the tried and true honest attempt to capture the city, the club, and our collective history in a playlist. I’m publishing this on Apple Music, and Spotify for the heathens. Here’s what I put on it and why I put it.
Brenner rumored to be a target of EPL side Nottingham Forest
FC Cincinnati’s star striker, no not Brandon Vazquez, the other one, Brenner is in the rumor mill again. This time MLS’s Tom Bogert tweeted that English Premier League side Nottingham Forest made a formal offer for the Brazilian striker.
Who Dey Gonna Lighten Up?
It’s a pretty good time to be a fan of the local NFL team.
So you can’t blame people in Cincinnati for being a bit enthusiastic.
Well, actually, if you’re WVXU columnist John Kiesewetter, you can.
4-4-2 > 3-5-2
Last year the assumption going into the season was Albright and Noonan were going to remake Cincy in Philly’s image: a 4-4-2 diamond filled with talented teenagers + the expensive signings Philadelphia’s owners couldn’t provide.
FC at the Movies
To help folks get familiar with the players on the roster by identifying the best movie to come out in each year that a current FC player was born. (Work with me here.)
FC Cincinnati, Once Again, Won’t Stream the Preseason
FC Cincinnati announced today that they will again be making the absurd decision not to broadcast preseason matches this year.
What if College Football had Promotion/Relegation?
What if College Football adopted a promotion and relegation format? Well, if they ever did, here’s one possible league pyramid they could use.
Better Know a Signing: Isaiah Foster
As presciently, and exclusively, predicted this week by The Post, the FC announced Thursday the acquisition of Isaiah Foster, a 19-year-old left back who most recently played for the Colorado Springs Switchbacks
The Post is now on Discord!
The Post is now on Discord! Anyone can join now to talk about FC Cincinnati, the latest player rumors, and anything else even tangentially related to The Post!