Coaching Limbo: Can We Lower The Bar Any Further?
FC Cincinnati is set to face the New England Revolution this weekend and boy are the expectations being lowered for this one. Every single local media outlet is writing off the orange and blue.
Five Reasons Why Geoff Cameron is the Right Choice for FC Cincinnati
News broke late Sunday that the FC is on the verge of signing USMNTplayer and QPR captain and defender Geoff Cameron. Now, there are some valid concerns about Cameron’s age and cost. But a lot of fans have raised questions about Cameron’s personal and political beliefs.
Every MLS Logo With a Columbus Triangle Nib Added
The perplexing new Columbus logo features a unique triangle nib. What would the other MLS teams look like with the nib? Well…
What's up with those Tiny Bags Soccer Players are Always Carrying?
Ever noticed those tiny bags players carry with them on game days? Well if not, you're about to enter the world of high (and low) fashion. Who is making a statement, who isn't really trying, who forgot their bag at home?
Anti-Stadium Anthropology
The FC is nearly ready to open its first soccer-specific stadium, the West End Stadium in the West End Presented to You by TBA [Litigation Pending], and the excitement is uncontainable for those of us dealing with COVID by mixing uppers and downers.
Brenner Sucks, Actually
A few weeks ago, FC Cincinnati previewed the signing of Brazilian "starlet" (this is a soccer blog that knows all the soccer words) Brenner by alluding to reports linking him to a number of bigger clubs. The tweet was corny to some, charming to others, but really interesting only to the extent you kind of can see in the background the Tinder profile of an individual who may or may be an FC employee.
Rate The Twitter Pic: American Soccer Writer Edition
I'm here to dissect some of your favorite American soccer writer/reporters/pundits Twitter avatars. What are they all about? LET'S FIND OUT!
Ranking the Bullshit Soccer Streaming Services
This past weekend, we all welcomed the Premier League back into our lives after an off-season that seemed shorter than an average Yuya Kubo possession. And, for the first time, we’re going to be treated to a full season of top-quality matches hidden behind the paywall on NBC’s new streaming service: Peacock.
15K+ Tickets Sold Proves Anthony Precourt Was Right All Along
A hero is willing to take the criticism and fend off the doubters along the way; because a true goddamn hero understands that a righteous outcome is its own reward. Think about people in our own society who that description applies to: Ghandi, the Dalai Lama, Joe Rogan. Now add a new name to that list: Anthony Precourt.
Stop being a Cincinnati Sports Fan For One Goddamn Second About Jurgen Locadia
The Loca Grumbling has already started. You know you’ve seen it. The talk that his inability to finish and score goals is a permanent thing. That he has lost his game because he signed in Cincinnati and that’s what happens to people here. Maybe you are one of the people doing this grumbling. In which case this blog is for you.
Records, And Promises, Are Made To Be Broken
Even with that level of success, there seemed to always be a question asked among FC Cincinnati supporters and soccer fans alike – Could Koch have done as well without Jeff and Carl providing him with the ability to sign an unbelievably talented squad? Over the course of the last few months, I decided to take a dive into FC Cincinnati’s 2018 USL season – their last in USL before entering MLS.